rules to live in alex

dun ever buy shirts from alex's carrefour,,u might end up seeing u're colleague wearing dat same shirt,,on the same day,,,nightmare

if u wear bju kurung in alex, make sure u didn't buy it from Jln TAR,,why??? the same reason as above..

when u cross the road here,, cross wif ur eyes closed,,dun 4get to brzikir at the same tyme,, u wil b guaranteed dat u r alive,,,

if u want to buy winter coat here,,make sure it is black in colour,, so dat evnthough there r others wearing the same coat,,it will not b so obvious,,(blieve me,,here,,evry coat looks the same,,unless u buy it frm sum retail shop)

If there is sum hawt mamat arab asking 4 u're fon num 'hatif kam' ,,dun give it,,tell him u dun undrstand a word he is saying..or make othr xcuses,,jst dun giv it to him,,no matter how hawt he is,,(hawt kew??)
note:' hatif kam?'=meaning wat's ur fon num..?

make sure to change ure usd to genih when usd rate is high..if not rugi byk seyh...

arabs will alwys c us,,malays as indonesians, japanese, chinese,,etc..tell them strctly dat u're a mlysian..proud to b 1..

when u buy topup,,make sure u haf faqah,,(small change)..if not, they wil charge u more,,(not all the tyme though)

dun ever 4got to bring u're winter coat when goin' outside, evnthough u think dat day is quite sunny,,angin kt cny tajam glew..

when u're washing u're clothes, make sure to not mix u're black sweater wif u're peach blouse,,trust me,,u dun want a grey bl0use.

always, always silent u're fon..during lcture or prctcal class..

never, never haf the same ringtone wif u're colleague..u'll regret it later.

if u're planning to open a bank account,,,b prepare mentally, physically, emotionally + spiritually..

dun eva try to scream in public,,esp if u're a girl..aib2..

batotis evryday is bad 4 u're health

asir,,is gud 4 u're health..sadap glew..yum2,,

ermmm,,pe ag ek?? ntah r,,u guys haf any sggstion o pnambahan kew..feel free to add on k..